Publication date: February, 2005
Writing, lettering, inking, toning: Peter Laird
Layouts, penciling: Jim Lawson
Inking: Eric Talbot
Cover painting: Michael Dooney
Production assistance: Dan Berger
Summary:
On a beach in Maine, Michelangelo and Seri build sand
castles until Seri informs Mikey that it’s time to go back. Mikey goes to a nearby shop to get a basket
for their eggs, but when he returns he finds the Styracodon bodyguards forcing
Seri into an anti-grav tug and collecting the eggs. Mikey attacks them, but winds up getting shot
by a stun laser and beaten until a couple teeth get knocked out. The Styracodon guards then load his unconscious body into the
tug.
In the glass habitat in Venezuela, Donatello follows
Glyminal to the Quantum Inversion Redimensioning platform and both are
enlarged. Glyminal shows him to the
observation deck and Don is shocked to find that despite having just been
“enlarged”, they’re still small enough to fit inside of a peach pit. The Reptilians (raptor monsters) are out
prowling for the Utroms, whose base is nestled high in the ruins of their old
crashed ship. The vibrations of the
Reptilians are what’s causing all the noise in the habitat.
Springfield, Massachusetts. Casey Jones prowls the rooftops in full vigilante
gear, looking for trouble. He spots a
couple muggers and prepares to bash their skulls in when he sees Nobody get to
them first. Casey is surprised, since
Nobody is supposed to be dead, but notices that this Nobody is a woman. Casey leaps into action and helps the new
Nobody clobber the punks, but when he tries to ask her what she’s doing in his
old pal’s costume, she bolts. Casey
chases her down and pulls off her mask, revealing… April?
Down in the sewers, Leonardo heads toward the lair,
wishing Master Splinter were still around to offer him guidance. He hears noises coming from the direction of
the lair and draws his remaining katana.
Creeping around the corner, he finds the Fugitoid and the mutated
Raphael repairing the entrance. Raph is
happy to see his brother and the Fugitoid promises that once the steel door is repaired, they can tell him everything that’s happened. Leo sheathes his blade, anticipating this
story.
On the Utrom Moon Island, the Styracodon guards and a
resigned Seri head toward the transmat platform with a large biostasis
crate. The Utrom customs officer
inspects the crate and finds it filled with lobsters. Although his scanner is giving off strange readings,
he figures it’s a malfunction and lets them pass. As the Styracodons load the crate onto the
transmat platform, no one notices that Mikey is locked in a secret compartment
beneath the lobsters.
Turtle Tips:
*The original Nobody died in TMNT (Vol. 2) #12. He will return, in a new form, in Tales of the TMNT (Vol. 2) #60.
Review:
Michelangelo’s arc has finally stepped out of the “mushy stuff” phase and into the “action”
phase. While I’d like to think Mikey
could put up a better fight against two Styracodons, you do have to consider
that he’s in his thirties, maybe a little off his guard because of his romantic
distraction, and unarmed. Excuses to
justify his losing a fight he’d under most circumstances dominate, but it sets
him up for a pretty exciting adventure, so the ends justify the means.
I think I said before that Mike’s and Leo’s arcs were the
most entertaining parts of Volume 4, and if you were getting bored with Mikey courting
Seri, we’re into the payoff, now.
Don’s arc is still molasses. 7 pages just to tell us that he’s still small
and hiding in a peach pit. A chunk of
those 7 pages are devoted to some rather unnecessary decompression; a page that’s
nothing but a silent 4-panel zoom-out from the peach pit, and a 2-page spread
of the Reptilians prowling below.
The rest is just a lot of prattle as Glyminal takes
FOREVER to explain some very simple concepts (they’re small and the Reptilians are
searching for them).
Casey’s back in action, even if it’s a small moment
(could’ve used some of that space given to Don’s rambling). April as the new Nobody is another one of
those ideas very flippantly introduced in Volume 4 and then never followed up
on. We’ll learn why she took on that
very specific identity in a few issues (it’s melodramatic as hell), but she
doesn’t continue with the masquerade after this, so it rubs off as a little
pointless.
I wouldn’t have minded seeing April take on the Nobody
mantle, anything to keep her relevant instead of wallpaper, but if you're gonna introduce an idea then you should go somewhere with it. A
Tales of the TMNT Volume 2 issue will come along later to ensure that she can
never continue as Nobody, too, REALLY sealing the fate of this meaningless
fake-out.
Lastly, Leo meets Gameraph; not much to say about this month’s
Leo segment. I mean, it IS nice to see
at least two of the Turtles back together, though they’ll separate again pretty
quickly.
Leo’s arc will continue to be
the most intriguing along with Mikey’s, though we’re still in the “detective
work” phase and it’ll still be a few more issues before… wait, never mind. His arc NEVER gets out of the “detective work”
phase, now that I think about it. It’ll
get more exciting and action-oriented in a few more issues, but we won’t be any
closer to having answers, even 12 issues later.
