Publication date: June 29, 2016
Story: Ben Bates & Dustin Weaver
Script: Dustin Weaver
Art: Ryan Browne (pgs. 1-8, 10), Sophie (Ross) Campbell (pgs. 9,
11), Dustin Weaver (pgs. 12-15), Ben Bates (pgs. 16-20)
Colors: Bill Crabtree (pgs. 12-20)
Letters: Shawn Lee
Editor: Bobby Curnow
Publisher: Ted Adams
Summary:
The 79th Dimension. The Time Mistresses scramble to try and send
the countless Bebops and Rocksteadies back to their proper time streams, but
Lord Simultaneous won’t be able to come to help before its too late. Renet has an idea and tells the Turtles to
come with her so they can steal an experimental craft called the F4 Time
Intruder. Together, they take it to the
juncture where all time tunnels pass.
Renet sets the juncture to dump all but the original Bebop and
Rocksteady into a single dimension. A
quick fix, but it will cause all of time to end if they don’t get the time
scepters away from Bebop and Rocksteady in 10 minutes.
Inside the time tunnels, Bebop and Rocksteady are finally
reunited. They apologize for their
earlier disagreements and make peace.
Just then, they’re intercepted by the Turtles and Renet in the
Intruder. The Turtles take the mutants
on and eventually manage to seize one of the scepters. Pepperoni catches the other one and the
Turtles and Renet escape the time tunnels in the Intruder. Renet then sends Bebop and Rocksteady back to
where they need to go to maintain the integrity of the TMNT’s universe…
The Cretaceous era.
Bebop and Rocksteady land on a beach and encounter Savanti Romero, fresh
off his latest defeat. They ask to take
him up on his earlier offer to be his henchmen, and though confused, Romero
enlists them.
The 79th Dimension. Renet has one last bit of business to
do. She saved one other set of Bebop and
Rocksteady from being dumped into the “Bopsteady Universe”; a pair of
corpses. They then travel back to the
Cretaceous, shortly after they defeated Bebop and Rocksteady there. They swap the original Bebop and Rocksteady
with the corpses and send them back to Rio (meanwhile, the corpses will fossilize so
that they can be discovered and sent to the museum in the present). Renet looks upon her older self’s body which
has already begun to mummify and recalls her last words about the gem and the
scepter.
New York City, the present. The Turtles and Renet return to the museum
and Renet uses her scepter on the gem embedded in her mummified older
self. It revives her double, who had
used the gem to go into an emergency stasis mode. Her older self, recalling the adventure,
compliments Renet on her fine work and, after taking back her own scepter, leaves to her proper place in time. Renet prepares to do the same, though she
still wonders whatever became of Savanti Romero…
Rio, one week ago.
Savanti, fresh from his defeat in the Cretaceous, goes to recruit Bebop
and Rocksteady. They haven’t met him yet
and, thinking he’s a dweeb, beat him up and steal his scepter. Savanti then uses a teleportation device he
stole from the Utroms to escape to an unknown place and time.
Rio, the present.
Bebop and Rocksteady wake up and recall all their adventures in time,
but aren’t too fazed by them. They step
outside and find their Cruiser parked on the street and decide to take a road
trip back to New York City. Unbeknownst to them, Anchovy has hitched a ride in the back seat.
Epilogue. The
Turtles return to business as usual, but now with Pepperoni as their new
pet! Savanti’s whereabouts remain
unknown. The duplicate April who was
mutated into a wasp-woman wound up being send to the 1960s with the duplicate
Fugitoid. She took the name Nightbug and
together they fought crime. The Bopsteady
Universe remains intact, though undiscovered by any dimensional explorers. As for Bebop and Rocksteady, they crashed
their Cruiser after two blocks.
Turtle Tips:
*This story is continued from TMNT: Bebop & Rocksteady Destroy Everything! #4. Chronologically, the TMNT Universe: The War to Come story arc takes place next.
*Lord Simultaneous last appeared in TMNT Annual 2014.
*All that bullshit in the Cretaceous era happened in TMNT: Bebop & Rocksteady Destroy Everything! #2.
*April was mutated into a wasp, briefly, in the Fred Wolf TMNT episode "Revenge of the Fly". Presumably, the choice of mutation for the April duplicate that became Nightbug was a reference to that.
*April was mutated into a wasp, briefly, in the Fred Wolf TMNT episode "Revenge of the Fly". Presumably, the choice of mutation for the April duplicate that became Nightbug was a reference to that.
*This issue was originally published with 2 variant
covers: Regular Cover by Nick Pitarra and Michael Garland, and Subscription
Cover by Ryan Browne.
Review:
That about ties everything up. Or I think it does. I’m still not sure how much of what we saw
still “counts” in the restored timeline.
Did the duplicate April that became Nightbug get sent to an alternate
past, or was she fighting crime in the ‘60s of the real timeline? And even if she died of old age, wouldn’t
there still be a duplicate Fugitoid around?
And what about Wingnut, Screwloose, Soakorr and Angleron? Do they still “count” or were they returned to their stasis pods and blown up with the rest of Stockgen once the timeline reset?
Maybe we’ll find out.
I dunno. To be honest, I didn’t
really care if Bates and Weaver restored the integrity of time and space by the
end of the issue. I was on pins and
needles the whole time because I wasn’t sure if Anchovy was going to make it back
or not.
Whew! He still
counts. Thank god.
Bebop and Rocksteady do kind of take a back seat in this
final chapter as Renet and the Turtles clean up their mess, but it feels fair since Renet and the Turtles scarcely appeared in the previous issue, which was
devoted entirely to Bebop and Rocksteady’s hijinks. And really, in order for this thing to have
some semblance of closure it was always going to require the Turtles to
intercept the ball at the 1 yard line.
Much to my surprise, Bebop and Rocksteady haven’t
suffered from “villain decay” yet. They’re
still presented as being absurdly strong and more than a physical match for the
Turtles on their best day. I think what
makes a difference is that the Turtles are finally figuring out just HOW to
fight Bebop and Rocksteady, and that’s what’s making them an easier match, not
so much any “decay” on their part. Just
like in TMNT #50, they beat the mutants by causing them to hit each other with
their own muscle. The exercise might be
getting a little tiresome, and I do hope that doesn’t become the catchall way
to stop Bebop and Rocksteady in every encounter, but it still seems consistent
with their personalities (the two dimwits will NEVER learn how to overcome this weakness).
In another case of keeping characterization on point,
Weaver and Bates didn’t forget that Savanti Romero is a fuckin’ stooge. He’s played menacingly throughout the
miniseries, but when he finally confronts Bebop and Rocksteady to recruit them
in this issue, they curb-stomp his bitch ass and send him crawling away like a
punk. I LIKE Savanti Romero, I like him
a lot. But the fact that he isn’t a
serious threat, the fact that he’s a guy with god-like powers and no clue how
to use them, is part of the reason WHY I like him so much. He’s a threat because of his power and
ambition, not so much his intellect; which, in a way, actually makes him perfect company for Bebop and Rocksteady. So
I’m relieved that Savanti is still Savanti: All talk and no brains.
Ryan Browne does the lion’s share of art with this issue,
handling most of the sequences taking place in the time tunnels. I think he colored himself (Crabtree is only
credited for coloring the pages after Browne was done), and maybe that wasn’t
such a good thing, as he either uses too light a red on Raph or too dark an
orange on Mikey. Point is, I had trouble
telling them apart via bandanas. His
linework was good, though; capturing the irreverent cartooniness that has made
this miniseries so refreshing.
And FYI, Ryan Browne should not be confused with Ryan
Brown, the old school Mirage TMNT artist and writer. It’s all in that extra “e”.
Bates, Weaver and Campbell are great, but I’ve talked
about their contributions to this mini already so I won’t repeat all my
praise. I will say that the credits page
isn’t quite detailed enough as to who did what pages of the issue. It looks like some of the artists did certain
panels, sharing pages. Panel 1 of Page
20 is totally Campbell, while panels 2-4 are certainly Bates (though Bates is
the only one credited for that page).
Likewise, Page 12 is credited exclusively to Weaver, though I’m pretty
sure the top 2 panels are Bates.
It keeps with how the artists were assigned to certain
locations or time periods, even if it bled onto somebody else’s page. Again, I really dug distinguishing the artist
transitions like that; way cooler than just having them do a set number of
pages and switch regardless of whether or not it broke up the flow of a
narrative sequence.
Bebop & Rocksteady made for a very exciting
June. I loved having a weekly story to
look forward to and I’m sure it was no small task to write, draw, edit and
publish it all on time. It was weird and
fun, and while the larger lasting effects on the narrative are uncertain, it
DID bring Pepperoni back (and introduce Anchovy), so the ends justify the
means.
Back when I reviewed the Casey & April miniseries, I
remarked on how I didn’t enjoy the juvenile romance tone of the story, but that
I appreciated IDW dabbling in different genres and styles. Bebop & Rocksteady is much like that;
something totally distinct from the rest of the IDW canon in its execution and
tone. It’s a screwball roadtrip comedy,
but still firmly entrenched in the storyline of the ongoing series.
It may not have been for everyone, and
judging by some of the reviews I’ve read online it certainly WASN’T. But I guess I’m just on the other side of the
coin from Casey & April. Some people
loved that one to death and I hated it. This mini didn't appeal to 100% of the crowd, but I was all over it. But by
going out of their way to experiment with these different techniques and flavors,
IDW is ultimately offering Turtle stories for EVERYONE.
And that’s awesome.