Publication date: June, 2003
Writing, lettering, inking, toning: Peter Laird
Layouts, penciling: Jim Lawson
Inking: Eric Talbot
Cover painting: Michael Dooney
Production assistance: Dan Berger
Summary:
At the farmhouse in Northampton, Splinter puts out a
saucer of milk for the cat and feeds the birds, enjoying the serenity of nature
before going back inside.
At the Kurtzburg Memorial Hospital in New York, Dr.
Klynor and Professor Honeycutt greet Casey and tell him that April’s procedure
is about to begin. Dr. M’Beka has
injected April with the Nanoturtlebots while over on the Utrom moon island,
Glurin has put the Turtles in stasis inside mentawave cabinets of Honeycutt’s
design. The Turtles will telepathically
relay their fighting skill to the Nanoturtlebots, thus allowing them to destroy
the Nanobaxterbots infecting April’s system.
The millions of Nanoturtlebots are introduced into April’s
bloodstream and immediately begin destroying the Nanobaxterbots one at a time. The fury of their battle causes some
collateral damage to April and she begins to bleed. Dr. M’Beka and the other surgeons on site
fight to keep her body together so she can survive the procedure.
At the moon island, Shadow keeps watch over the
Turtles. Karai enters the room and
remarks that it is a tempting sight, seeing her old enemies completely
helpless. However, she concedes that
they are no longer enemies and that killing helpless pretty would not be
sporting. Karai then compliments Shadow
on her fighting skill, which she observed from video of the altercation with
the Foot Clan at the moon island’s security checkpoint. Shadow is flattered but suspicious. Karai offers her the opportunity to continue
her training with the Foot and maybe even consider membership, but Shadow tells
her that now is not a good time to give the offer much thought.
At the offices of the New York Journal, writer Daniel
Carrolson returns from vacation and starts sorting through his mail. He finds a disc from some group called the “Xihad”
and puts it into his Mac (making sure to note that PCs are useless against viruses
and Apple products are the superior hardware).
The video on the disc is from an angry masked man representing the “Xenoform
Jihad” (or “Xihad”), a ruthless terrorist organization determined to evict the
aliens (or “xenos”) from Earth. The
masked man says that in one week, they will strike. Suddenly, there’s an explosion from the
direction of New York Harbor. The
explosion severs the mentawave link between the Turtles and the Nanoturtlebots,
leaving April helpless.
Back at the farmhouse, Splinter sits down to a cup of
tea, unaware that the spectral form of the Rat King is watching him from the
shadows. Suddenly, he grips his chest in
pain and begins to stagger around. He
makes it as far as the door and calls for his sons before collapsing to the
floor, dead. Outside, the cat has killed
a bird that was eating from the birdfeeder.
At a pier across from the moon island, firefighters rush
to clear out an Utrom warehouse that was the terrorist target. They find what appear to be dead aliens
inside. An Utrom rushes over to the pier
in his exosuit to find where the explosion damaged the mentawave cable
link. After searching underwater, he
finds the cable completely cut and beyond the means of a timely repair. Rejoining with another Utrom, he laments that
it’ll take another stroke of Glurin’s genius to save April.
Back at Kurtzburg, Dr. M’Beka monitors April’s rapidly
declining condition, but is helpless to do anything. Glurin reveals that while the Turtles were
hooked up to the mentawave system, he’d been running a background program to
collect their “ninja data”. He didn’t
want to mention it because Dr. Klynor wouldn’t have approved. With no alternative, Dr. M’Beka permits
Glurin to upload the recorded ninja data into the Nanoturtlebots so that they
can run again.
It works and the Nanoturtlebots rally against the
Nanobaxterbots. However, their success
activates a dormant trump card Baxter Stockman had left behind just in
case. A Megananobot, fifty-times larger
than the other nanobots, activates and makes a B-line for April’s
brainstem. Only a few hundred
Nanoturtlebots remain and they all attack en masse. In the end, they triumph, though only four
Nanoturtlebots survive.
Glurin and M’Beka extract the four robotic heroes and
celebrate their victory. April recovers
a few hours later, bald but back to perfect health. Casey, Shadow, Robyn, the Turtles and the
Fugitoid have all gathered to greet her and wish her well. Suddenly, a nurse comes in with a phone call
for Leonardo; it’s Stainless Steve
Steel, calling from his farmhouse in Northampton. Leo tells him the good news and asks if he
could put Splinter on the line. Steve
informs Leo that Master Splinter has died.
Turtle Tips:
*The mentawave cabinets are based on the mentawave helmet
technology which Professor Honeycutt invented in
Fugitoid (microseries) #1.
*Shadow fought the Foot Soldiers on the moon island in
TMNT (Vol. 4) #6 (the editor’s note in the comic mistakenly identifies the
fight as
TMNT #5).
*Laird explains this was originally going to be two
separate issues (TMNT #10 and TMNT #11).
However, to celebrate the “milestone” of a tenth issue, he made it
double-length by combining the two.
Review:
Whew! What an
issue!
I’ll start with the death of Master Splinter. I thought it was absolutely perfect. There’s a small aura of mystery around it,
what with the specter of the Rat King lurking in the shadows of one panel, but
for the most part it’s an entirely mundane death. He has a heart attack while making tea and
expires from natural causes.
I know some people might find that anticlimactic, but let’s
be real. Not every hero who lives to a
ripe old age is going to die a heroic death, be it locked in mortal combat with an
arch foe or sacrificing themselves for the greater good. Some heroes just grow old and die in their
home while making tea. I thought it was
the death Splinter deserved, too. There’s
an extended sequence at the start of the issue where Splinter is going about
his daily routine in a calm and serene manner, enjoying the animals he’s caring
for and just relaxing in his retirement.
It was as peaceful a death as most of us can hope for.
But it was also sad to watch; this once mighty warrior
staggering around helplessly, page after page, before weakly calling out for
his sons and then collapsing, dead. I’ve
chided the book for its decompression, dragging things out when more economical
storytelling would have sufficed, but the 6-page sequence of Splinter dying was
decompression done well. He may not have
gone out in a blaze of glory, but his death deserved more than a flippant
1-page sequence, too. Lawson and Laird
handled it expertly and it’s my Number 1 most memorable moment from all of
Volume 4.
There are elements to think about and discuss within the
sequence. The presence of the Rat King
led to lots of fans suggesting he was somehow behind Splinter’s demise. Steve Murphy would write an issue of Tales of
the TMNT Volume 2 many years later to explain his appearance in this scene (that
Splinter would become the next Rat King upon his death), though I think I
preferred the thrill of the mystery over the banality of the answer.
There’s also some sort of vague message in there, perhaps intimating some symbolic tragedy. The last
thing Splinter sees as he collapses, looking out the front door, is the cat he
just fed eating the bird he lured to the feeder when he refilled it. Was this supposed to mean something? That by generously refilling the birdfeeder,
all Splinter did was lure an innocent creature to its death? And a death at the hands/paws of another
creature whom he was helping/feeding: The pet cat? Does this symbolism have anything to do with
the Turtles or the narrative of TMNT Volume 4?
Jeez, trying to wrap my head around all of Lawson’s ponderous symbolism is giving me flashbacks to
TMNT (Vol. 2) #1.
But a greater theme in this issue is that although one
friend has died, another has been given a new lease of life. The first of April’s many Volume 4 ordeals is
overcome in this issue, as the Nanoturtlebots save her from the
Nanobaxterbots. Now, these fight
sequences are pretty decompressed and they all just boil down to dull panels of
little robots smashing other little robots.
There isn’t a very good flow to the layouts and you won’t get much extra
out of the pages by slowing down to inspect them panel-for-panel. You just sort of breeze right through the
fight scenes and wonder where the issue went.
That said, the suspense in the story doesn’t come from
the fight but from the sudden interference by the Xihad (more on them in a
minute). The callback to Honeycutt’s
mentawave technology was a nice touch and we actually do get a better feel for
Glurin in this issue, as he secretly collects data on the Turtles but doesn’t
want to tell anybody because it was unsanctioned. He’s a good guy, but a bit of a mad scientist
in that he prefers to break ethical barriers in the name of progress.
Hell, even Kurtzburg Memorial Hospital finally pays
off. Sort of. April had been cared for at the moon island
in every issue since she got sick, but now they’ve suddenly moved her across
town to Kurtzburg, if only to facilitate the suspense of the broken mentawave hookup. I guess a throwaway excuse might be that the
moon island didn’t have the necessary medical equipment to complete the
procedure, but it was still just an excuse to create a dramatic plot device.
There’s also the exchange between Shadow and Karai; Karai
trying to lure her to the darkside. It
was hammy and the dialogue overwritten (a product of Laird’s Stan Lee-style
dialogue captioning) and it never really goes anywhere, either. There’s sort of a callback to it in
Tales of the TMNT (Vol. 2) #69, but we really don’t get much out of the idea. Karai is going to spend the next 22 issues of
Volume 4 slinking around and acting “strange” and “suspicious” but never doing
anything more than alluding to something questionable behind the curtain. It is going to get really old, really fast,
and after 12 years of waiting we STILL aren’t any closer to finding out what
her deal is.
And now we’re at the Xihad.
Yeah.
They’re an artifact of the time; this comic having been written so
shortly after 9/11 with all the terrorist fears still circling the media
(though they’re definitely making a comeback here in 2015). I will say that the Xihad are, in terms of
the narrative of the volume, an organic growth of the Madhattan Maulitia and
all their anti-alien fears that have been percolating since
the first issue. It’s just that the name is
stupid. Why would a nationalistic, patriotic,
jingoistic movement name themselves after a word intimating the foreign terrorist group
directly OPPOSED to American values, who had only recently taken 3,000+ lives
(the events of 9/11 were referenced in previous issues of Volume 4)?
I can accept that these characters are dumb (Laird was
going for the “redneck Conservative hatemonger” stereotype), but I just can’t
believe that a group fighting for the return of American values and culture
would name themselves the “Xenoform JIHAD”.
It hits a point where Laird’s politics interfere with his
storytelling. Or as I call it: “Pulling
a Steve Murphy.”
And on the subject of Laird awkwardly injecting his
personal opinions into the story, there’s another page where a character stops
everything they’re doing to tell the audience that Macs are better than PCs.
Man, I swear, Apple fantatics are almost as sanctimoniously obnoxious as vegans. Almost.
Anyhow, those little irritants aside, this is probably
the best issue of Volume 4 and a good issue in and of itself. The next issue will mark sort of a narrative
stopping point and represent what I guess is the “beginning of the end” of
reasonably-lengthed story arcs in this book.
But we can talk about that next time.
