I'm proud that I live in a time when the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise can promise me something like this:
April Derp
Created from the DNA of April O’Neil, April Derp is a monstrous version of the original. A clone “reject,” this hideous, hulking tool of the Kraang has two heads and super-strength! Her very limited intelligence, however, is demonstrated by the single word she has in her vocabulary—“Derp!”
