Monday, April 20, 2015

Ninja Turtles Mutation Nation: The Green Pages


Originally published by: AJN Marketing (distributed via Playmates)
Originally packaged with: TMNT Mutation Nation Fanclub Kit

Publication date: 1997

Contents:

The Green Pages was a promotional item for the Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation TV series.

*The Ninja Turtles (character bios, 2 pages)
*Venus De Milo (character bio, 2 pages)
*Turtle Trivia (quiz, 2 pages)
*Back cover blurb from Kevin Eastman


Turtle Tips:

*The Mutation Nation fanclub kit also included a membership card, rub-on tattoos, a bandana, a banner, and the ultimate relic of the late ‘90s: a phone card (good for 5 free minutes).

*Prior to this, AJN/Playmates released a comic in the fanclub kit that promoted the 1987 TMNT line, the TMNT: Street Collector's Edition #1.

*Special thanks to Tokka and his thorough flickr account for sharing this booklet!


Review:

I think this is the first Next Mutation anything I’ve reviewed here at TMNT Entity.  And it may be the LAST Next Mutation anything I review here.  The notoriously bad series came and went in less than a year, so very little literature was ever published for the franchise.  No comics to speak of; just this dinky little guide book you could only get by joining the fanclub (and how many kids in ’97 did THAT?).

Considering it’s been a dog’s age since I last watched an episode of the show, I’m not sure if the bios include any info that didn’t make it to the screen.  They’re a bit bland, but at least they acknowledge how obnoxiously horny Michelangelo was in Next Mutation: “Now that Michelangelo is almost 18, he has matured in the follow ways: Almost none!  He does, however, crave babes as if the world was going to end tomorrow.  Michelangelo is often heard saying, ‘A warm-blooded honey needs a cold-blooded reptile!’”

Somehow, that catchphrase never caught on.

The background info makes the show sound considerably darker than it turned out, really hyping the fact that the Turtles are now “almost 18” and have grown up.  I guess something changed between when this booklet was written and the show was filmed, because Next Mutation was excruciatingly childish.  The booklet makes no mention of the gorilla mob boss or the neverending stream of circus clown sound effects that drowned out all other audio.


Being the new character to promote, Venus De Milo gets her own 2-page spread, detailing her origins and powers.  Again, prioritizing the supposedly darker tone of Next Mutation, the origin constantly refers to Chung I’s tragic death, never shying away from those troubling words “death” and “died” that American BS&P censors hate so much.  I mean, I know he died in the show and all, but the way it’s phrased makes this sound like something out of The Godfather.

There’s a weird notation in parenthesis, imbedded in the fifth paragraph that makes it clear under no uncertain terms that Venus is neither a sister nor cousin to the Turtles and is in no way a blood relative.  I have a feeling these bios might have been plucked from the actual production bible for the show, as the note is so awkwardly crammed in there, it seems like more of a heads-up for writers than an organic part of a bio meant for mass consumption.

The trivia game is, and I’m not shitting you, pretty hardcore TMNT geek stuff.  The questions are mostly themed around the original Mirage series, quizzing readers on what graphic comic book inspired the cover to TMNT #1 (Ronin), what superhero was cleverly worked into their origin (Daredevil) and what color their bandanas were (red).  It even asks you to name print runs down to the precise digit or even how many pages were in a certain issue.

It’s a pretty insane thing to quiz 7 year-olds on, which again makes me think these early Next Mutation promotions were geared at older kids or teens.  Man, I wonder how they reacted when they actually watched the show?

Lastly, the back cover includes probably the most embarrassing photograph of Kevin Eastman ever taken:



You’ll notice Laird is nowhere to be seen, probably because he condemned the production of the Next Mutation and wanted nothing to do with it.  But just to show I’m not picking exclusively on Eastman, here’s a ridiculous photo of Laird on a Segway in the mid-2000s:



The Next Mutation wound up being a catastrophic blunder, as we all know, and spelled the end of Kevin Eastman’s involvement with the brand for over a decade.  He’d sell his creative control to Laird shortly after this, and his entire stake in the franchise shortly after that.  Luckily, Eastman came back in 2011 to work on the IDW comic, and it’s really freakin’ good.  But for about 13 years, though, THIS was Eastman’s last word on the Ninja Turtles.  Yikes.


7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eastman is black? Why does every other photo I see of him present a frizzy haired white guy?

Chet said...

Either Eastman enjoyed the Californian sun a bit much in the mid-'90s, or that's a spray-tan gone wrong...

BulletTooth504 said...

Out of some mad sense of loyalty to the TMNT franchise, I forced myself to watch every episode of Next Mutation on Netflix last year. It was a painful experience. All told, there were only two good things about the series:
1. Splinter had a couple of really funny lines. Funny on purpose, not accidentally.
2. Dontallo (rather, the apparently blind actor in the costume) accidentally grabbed Venus's "boob". That was hilarious to me. It was a goof that should have been easily edited, but it seems the budget was lacking in that department. Not to mention all other departments for the show.

Chris Arndt said...

Were you loyal enough to watch the Power Rangers Ninja Turtles crossover?

I think it was Power Rangers. Some Saban-produced American-dubbed Sentai show.

BulletTooth504 said...

There is only so much torture I can endure. And I haven't cared about Power Rangers since the Dragonzord was destroyed, or whatever happened to it.

Jeff Jacobson said...

The other guy is the Segway photo is Stan Sakai, creator of Usagi Yojimbo. I think this photo appeared on the back of an issue of UY.

Anonymous said...

Love how it says new 5th turtle yeah take that Zack